The Surielite Priestess, A Failure?!

Earlier this evening, rumor spread like wildfire that the amnesic, adorable, crusader gnome has finally met defeat! According to the gnomess, who was in tears at her failure, a pair of orcs slain a man on the road. His name was Magnus the Untouchable, but sadly today proved he was very much touchable. The eye-witness account of Maina's story was a trifling one, as she stated that one orc engaged Magnus in solo combat while Maina desperately tried to get to him, only to have the second orc bar her from that. When she heard the man's body crumble to the earth and the victorious laughter of the warrior orc, she fled with her tail between her legs, fearful and panicking! Bravely, she admitted that she was too weak to face the orcs alone, and too small to save the man. The populous soon begin to doubt the great tales of her deeds in the long-remembered Crusades.

As a final add-in, Maina had one comment. "I told you orcs eat people!" she cried before scurrying away, tears dripping down her cherubic face.