Ummm, Nice place you have here....
May 30, 2014 17:29:44 GMT
Post by Douglas on May 30, 2014 17:29:44 GMT
~Elven~ So....Well, Yeah, Me and Mlad *Motions to the tall man with the Eagle crested Helmet* We got into the city of Doltanbran tonight. *Chews lip* Damned near killed us. Well..... I say us... but i mean Mlad *shrugs*
So, Here we where in this *looks around* establishment, The Blonde Gargle or something like that, But any ways. There was a ruckus coming from outside, yelling and shouting *tilts his head in thought* Not unlike the birthing celebrations in Enorial Not what i consider it....But i digress. I'm thinking its a wonderful thing, you know, people getting along, drinking and celebrating whatever it is you city folk celebrate... Crowning of kings or whatever, But *sighs* Mlad....*glances to the helmed warrior once again* /She/ assumed nefarious thing afoot, and tromped on out into the.... Streets? no... that's not the right word... Roads, paths, *shrugs* whatever. But we went out into the city to find a number of people fighting.....Confused as anyone would be at a party turned sour I thought to let it pass... you know, two unknown elves in a strange city interfering in their.... thing. That was until i saw the men attempting to...*clears throat* ...Force himself upon a half-elven lass. *his eyes widen* MAN! Wrong move bub!.... That is when all hell breaks loose. There was half naked Wolf-women, Flame punching half-orcs, a girl with serious....*leans forward and widens his eyes to articulate his point* Serious.... Daddy issues...*shakes head and tsks* and in the middle of it all, naturally me and Mlad. *shrugs* what can you do?
*he leans back into his chair and rests his hands on his ample belly* So... The brigands with the daggers, pfft! Easily done with....Until well, i don't know what happened, but The daddy's girl was rolling around with the guy and PLOAW! *arms go wide* Pieces of pieces everywhere.....The human just....blew up. Hrm? Oh, No. Ms. Unemotional was fine, damned Mongoose if i've ever seen one *nods knowingly* I've seen one *he smiles brightly*, But anywhoo, Where the Bits of bits of man was, there was not this.... thing. *shrugs* don't ask me to describe it to you, because it was... well, claws and bones and teeth and tail. I only got a glimpse of it anyways...OH! Te dog too. There was some kind of devil mongrel of some sort. *looks to the singed hem of his robes, near his feet* Damned thing nearly cost me my new Robes! *eyes widen* OH! Some Mr Kolon, or some-such! Marvelous man, Clothes of any sort, and i mean any sort! He had this Dire Bear Cloak for half giants or... whatever would wear the huge thing. And the most wonderful Leopard skin shawl....*leans in and speaks quietly* Mlad wants that one... Stubborn warrior would never admit it *chuckles and sits back up before blinking*
Seems i have side tracked, Where was i?... Right, Planar mutt. *sits back, lifting an ankle onto a knee* Not much from that one once the Automaton Girl got a piece of it... Mlad runs off to battle the biggest, most terrifying thing around, Naturally, which i don't mind so much. Damned sword killed more things than you can shake a stick at. *he smirks proudly* Made it myself *nodding*. Well, running off playing "hero" That's when things get all buggered up....outta nowhere POOF! *eyes wide and hand come straight up in front of him* This wall of ice boxes them both! Holy Shit! The only damned time i let Mlad out of my reach, of course *tosses up hands and rolls eyes helplessly* Everything goes straight to the bottom of all nine hells....*shakes head.... then stops, a gradual smile takes his face* Then there she was, Big as the sun in the sky! Bigger even! A shining knight atop a flying Griffon!!!! *eyes wide* A GRIFFON! She came sweeping down into the wall of ice, all war hammer and fire and lightning and *sighs, huffing a bit....* Well, *blinks* it was exciting to see.
Then the heartless girl, done with the Damned dog, runs up and does a flip over the wall too.... that's when i realize....I am alone out there, and she's in there *shrugs* But i tell you what, i was the best guidepost in all of Doltanbran that night! All the horses and soldiers and nobility running up. *leans in and whispers* Late as hell of course. What else could i do? *blinks a long moment and looks to his thick fingers, picking at a fingernail* That... that was when i saw her fall... well *half-shrugs* Saw her shadow in the ice fall.... *blinks and looks back up* I.... don't remember much else... it was all so quick the thing was dead, the wall fallen, nobles and knights and griffons.....But all i know was there was Mlad......still on the ground. All could do was pray.... and i did, *slight smirk* and up like a sailor on shore leave, turning about, sword in hand looking for more shit to fight. There was some conversation with the nobles about, well i really didn't care enough to pay attention. *waves down a server* you hungry?
So, Here we where in this *looks around* establishment, The Blonde Gargle or something like that, But any ways. There was a ruckus coming from outside, yelling and shouting *tilts his head in thought* Not unlike the birthing celebrations in Enorial Not what i consider it....But i digress. I'm thinking its a wonderful thing, you know, people getting along, drinking and celebrating whatever it is you city folk celebrate... Crowning of kings or whatever, But *sighs* Mlad....*glances to the helmed warrior once again* /She/ assumed nefarious thing afoot, and tromped on out into the.... Streets? no... that's not the right word... Roads, paths, *shrugs* whatever. But we went out into the city to find a number of people fighting.....Confused as anyone would be at a party turned sour I thought to let it pass... you know, two unknown elves in a strange city interfering in their.... thing. That was until i saw the men attempting to...*clears throat* ...Force himself upon a half-elven lass. *his eyes widen* MAN! Wrong move bub!.... That is when all hell breaks loose. There was half naked Wolf-women, Flame punching half-orcs, a girl with serious....*leans forward and widens his eyes to articulate his point* Serious.... Daddy issues...*shakes head and tsks* and in the middle of it all, naturally me and Mlad. *shrugs* what can you do?
*he leans back into his chair and rests his hands on his ample belly* So... The brigands with the daggers, pfft! Easily done with....Until well, i don't know what happened, but The daddy's girl was rolling around with the guy and PLOAW! *arms go wide* Pieces of pieces everywhere.....The human just....blew up. Hrm? Oh, No. Ms. Unemotional was fine, damned Mongoose if i've ever seen one *nods knowingly* I've seen one *he smiles brightly*, But anywhoo, Where the Bits of bits of man was, there was not this.... thing. *shrugs* don't ask me to describe it to you, because it was... well, claws and bones and teeth and tail. I only got a glimpse of it anyways...OH! Te dog too. There was some kind of devil mongrel of some sort. *looks to the singed hem of his robes, near his feet* Damned thing nearly cost me my new Robes! *eyes widen* OH! Some Mr Kolon, or some-such! Marvelous man, Clothes of any sort, and i mean any sort! He had this Dire Bear Cloak for half giants or... whatever would wear the huge thing. And the most wonderful Leopard skin shawl....*leans in and speaks quietly* Mlad wants that one... Stubborn warrior would never admit it *chuckles and sits back up before blinking*
Seems i have side tracked, Where was i?... Right, Planar mutt. *sits back, lifting an ankle onto a knee* Not much from that one once the Automaton Girl got a piece of it... Mlad runs off to battle the biggest, most terrifying thing around, Naturally, which i don't mind so much. Damned sword killed more things than you can shake a stick at. *he smirks proudly* Made it myself *nodding*. Well, running off playing "hero" That's when things get all buggered up....outta nowhere POOF! *eyes wide and hand come straight up in front of him* This wall of ice boxes them both! Holy Shit! The only damned time i let Mlad out of my reach, of course *tosses up hands and rolls eyes helplessly* Everything goes straight to the bottom of all nine hells....*shakes head.... then stops, a gradual smile takes his face* Then there she was, Big as the sun in the sky! Bigger even! A shining knight atop a flying Griffon!!!! *eyes wide* A GRIFFON! She came sweeping down into the wall of ice, all war hammer and fire and lightning and *sighs, huffing a bit....* Well, *blinks* it was exciting to see.
Then the heartless girl, done with the Damned dog, runs up and does a flip over the wall too.... that's when i realize....I am alone out there, and she's in there *shrugs* But i tell you what, i was the best guidepost in all of Doltanbran that night! All the horses and soldiers and nobility running up. *leans in and whispers* Late as hell of course. What else could i do? *blinks a long moment and looks to his thick fingers, picking at a fingernail* That... that was when i saw her fall... well *half-shrugs* Saw her shadow in the ice fall.... *blinks and looks back up* I.... don't remember much else... it was all so quick the thing was dead, the wall fallen, nobles and knights and griffons.....But all i know was there was Mlad......still on the ground. All could do was pray.... and i did, *slight smirk* and up like a sailor on shore leave, turning about, sword in hand looking for more shit to fight. There was some conversation with the nobles about, well i really didn't care enough to pay attention. *waves down a server* you hungry?
