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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2014 12:06:48 GMT
Hire Starving Squires! Guaranteed or your Helmet Back!Armor donned, Horses Fed, and Sweat Rags CleanedAre you tired of the same ol' routine? You show to the Tournament after a night of celebrating your victory only to find your sheeps in the meadow and your cows in the corn? Imagine your unsurprised anger when at last you locate your noble boy cousin, under a haystack, fast asleep?Well throw no more fits, pampered nobles!Starving Squires are trained professionals perfectly willing to lick the mud right off your boots and thank you for the pleasure!Send a Messenger to Starving Squires today!Don't wait! Contact Ragnok Demirov at the Red Pentacle now!
*Ragnok Demirov thumbs his beardless chin as he looked at the flamboyant poster full of letters… he liked the drawing of the knight being suited up in the corner by a happy and helpful squire… It even looked a little like him. He turned to the bard next to him, practically prancing like a peacock he was.* You're sure this'll work?
ABSOLUTELY! I have a silvers back guarantee you know! *The bard replied with a big smile, knowing perfectly well that Ragnok couldn't read.*
Oh! That's great! *He dug into his pocket and handed the promotional expert five gold crowns.* I… wow… I don't think I can wait.
Trust me, boyo, they'll practically break down your door. *The bard smiled and trotted off.*
(I'm sorry guys, I just COULD NOT RESIST)
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Post by Lucas on Apr 8, 2014 16:21:50 GMT
(This....is epic. XP given. Page left unlocked so folks can respond here if they wish.)
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